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| The Insane Essays |
| 05.24.07 (8:23 am) [edit] |
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An Introduction To The Insane Essays
When I finally convinced myself to commit the rogues gallery of malformed thoughts I loosely refer to as My Philosophy to paper, it was agreed to, unanimously, that anything resembling serious scholarship or accountability be kept to a minimum. To this end it was agreed, this time in a secret vote of 5-0(reason, conscience, compassion and integrity were mysteriously not invited), that no research be done, no fact checked, and above all no concern whatever be shown for truth, justice, the American way, puppies, grandmothers, apple pie, the flag, John Wayne or the Statue of Liberty.
I also concluded after an intense evening of yoga and meditation, then a short but explosive bowel movement, that the proceedings would be greatly expedited if I went ahead and fabricated any facts or figures I considered necessary to support my positions. Therefore, any bar graphs, pie charts, illustrations or photographs may have been altered to make whatever crap I’m saying seem more reasonable. They might also be fake altogether because it amuses me. I am, after all the founder of the New Dirty Tricks Squad
The purpose of these essays is simple: to undermine the moral, economic and intellectual underpinning of society to the point where civilization is capsized into chaos and eventually destroyed, leaving me and the handful like me free to pick up the loose change and enjoy the universe without the intrusion of your constant humanity.
A satirist one wrote(and I may be making this up) “Everyone talks about the weather but no one does anything about it.” Well, we’ve seen the weather report, and we’re changing it. It is the highest immorality to increase suffering and the greatest good to eliminate it. Without becoming pedantic science shows that all the energy that ever exists in any system exists at the beginning and is diminished by the effort to maintain symbiosis in that system. During the lifetime I have lived the point where that energy was sufficient to support all the life here on Earth reached it’s zenith and is now plummeting towards an original state of chaos. I can actually pinpoint the moment when I felt that all humanity was plunging into the abyss. It was when those who were so culturally illiterate and devoid of humanity to buy a Milli Vanilli album showed outrage at being duped and were deemed worthy of a return of their money. There was really no point going on after that. Read Zombie Logic Press
So a few of us got together and decided if destruction was inevitable then the highest good was to accelerate the process. Hip hop music, cultural relativity, I’m Ok You’re Ok, Oprah Winfrey, Cosmopolitan, that was us. Don't Shop At Walmart
We’re humanitarians and fair-minded. Is it not just that if some suffer all should suffer? In fact shouldn’t those who took more than their share, injected immorality into the system for their own pleasure and gain, thus ensuring the rest of us would have too little, bear more responsibility for the destruction that is now happening. To that end it is recommended that the elitists who’s greed and disregard for the well-being of all be singled out and punished especially. Lists of their names and locations should hereby be compiled and kept for future reference. Most of them aren’t human anyway and aren’t entitled to human forms of justice but that’s another story.
My hope is that after reading this assemblage you’ll be liberated from the enslaving doctrines and practices that have been foisted upon you by those who do nothing but profit from your enslavement and you’ll be freed to act in ways which will accelerate the destruction of this civilization thus ensuring the full measure of suffering and loss we are all deserving of. I would dare call this a manifesto but having seen such so called manifestos and the eventual living conditions of those who have written them I’ll just call it a well-intentioned satire.
If all goes well this will be the last book you’ll ever buy and I’ll manage to extract the funds and spend them on a corn dog and blue Slushee just before you pull the lever and the whole shithouse explodes. Welcome to it. Your benevolent avenger, Learn more about Thomas L. Vaultonburg
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